Whereabouts jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 馃拃
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.