Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
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I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
a blind comedian walks into a room or did he dun dun dun
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
Hes in a wheelchair
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
