Wheel jokes
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud ๐ธ๐ธ
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
Whatโs got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla