Wheel

Wheel jokes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Scream

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Memes

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

Contract

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

Kid

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Whore

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

Wheelchair

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Wheelchair

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.