Wheel jokes

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.