Wheel jokes
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"