What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
what dose a kid do when hes bored and hes siting he puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheel chair
your bus is so short....the wheels touch
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
