Wheel jokes
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Memes
will someone be my valentine
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.