What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
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For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair.... because he had no leges
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
I went to a truck on wheels, they said "Wheel feed you"
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
