Wheel jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.