Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
