Wheel jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.