Wheel jokes
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
"Wheel" all miss him, right?