Wheel jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.