Whats jokes
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂