What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
