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What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
