New Wet Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's yellow and cant swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

I want to do uranus (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick

my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!

i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!!!!!!!!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet

what do you call a wet condom

a wet condom

Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet

To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide

It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head

what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.