Wet jokes

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

What’s red, blonde, and wet?

Saskia in grain.

What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.