John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Wet Jokes
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
