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“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Text message

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

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Welcome to Vertigo

Pee

A mobile game interface shows a welcome screen with a stylized earth and the text "Welcome to BIG PEE PEE". Below is "All income x10 -> x100", and a green "CONTINUE" button.

Plant

The image shows a scene from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies", where various plants are arranged on a lawn to defend against incoming zombies. The plants include peashooters, sunflowers, chompers, wall-nuts, and a spiky mushroom. There are also lawnmowers on the left side of the screen. The top of the screen shows the zombie health bar. The menu is visible in the upper right corner.

Petition

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

Corpse

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.

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hell be like

The image shows a Roblox game with a chat window. A character with a zero shape is looking at three characters resembling the number six. The chat bubbles read "welcome to hecc" and "heck". The player list on the right side has a few entries.

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best class art? also explain bear, make me feel welcome

A drawing on white paper shows a blue emblem with a hammer and a pencil in place of a hammer and sickle symbol. Other items are drawn on the emblem, including a basketball, a soccer ball, a globe, a chart and three books. The text "@zibzer_dibzer" is in the bottom right corner.

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just comment in this to join the furry mods

Two anthropomorphic animals, one yellow and one blue, from the furry fandom are featured. The yellow character is placing a collar on the blue character. The text "Welcome to the mod team" is above and below the characters.

Internet

A blonde man with a thoughtful expression rests his chin on his hand, looking slightly to the side. He is superimposed over a fantastical landscape featuring large pyramid-like structures, a celestial figure with wings in the sky, a rising sun, and what appears to be an aurora borealis. Text at the top reads: "Hello internet, welcome to race theory."

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All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

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