Welcome Jokes

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce

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Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!

Welcome to mississippi

Hahaha you have no pp

a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america

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I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text

Welcome for the rhyme

So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

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A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.

Lettuce pray.

Welcome to youtube.com

where we treat our patients nicely

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)