Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
Welcome to David's Morge you stab 'em we slab 'em!
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Welcome to the gulag
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
hey wake um I just mured you family but I live alone then who are these people in your house they are people in my house well not any more dum bitch you welcome you could have died
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
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The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)
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where we treat our patients nicely
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Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
