Weight jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.