"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 pound life if you didnt weigh a 1,000
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
