Weight jokes
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.