Weight Loss

Weight Loss Jokes

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

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