We jokes

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.