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Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."