We jokes

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

we (DYM 55).

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!