We jokes

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...

What happened?

Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"

Japan: "We are the ammo."

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

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