(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
We Jokes
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
