We jokes

Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.

Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Tell who we are.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."

We never saw him again.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."