We Jokes

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

"Creeper, aww man,"

"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Prince, can we please chat?

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!