What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
What cow can part water? Mooses
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
do u love water?
then u love 75% of mw
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
r u a water fall cuz me fall for you
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
