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Wait Jokes

why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"

Beast joke ever: my life................................oh wait i dont have one...

Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you

After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."