Vocabulary jokes
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Angel is a good word.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"