Video Game

Video Game Jokes

Roblox

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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Roblox

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Door

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

People

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Knife

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Game

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Barber

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Game

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Forehead

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Orphan

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Move

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.