Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
life sucks and so does the vacuum and other things
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner......
"This vacuume sucks!" Vacuume: "yes, i do"
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
