What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
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I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
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I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
What are intelligent people in the US called??
"Tourist".
clarissa is here is here with us
How do we GET a butt:god made us like that and we can't change it if you wanted to you have to die <:
Me: I know how to use a Microwave! Also me: Mom! The Microwave is on fire!
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
