Usain jokes
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.