Urban Planning jokes
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
