Urban Area jokes

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Look, it's the dead center of town!

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.