Ur Jokes

Orphanage

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

Emo

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Mum

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Dad

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Midget

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Insult

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Vacation

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Face

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.