Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Heaven is like university, no one get in
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
There are 10 million million million million million million million millon particles in da universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was gods gift to this earth but where is he?
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
yo mumy so fat shes bigger the the universe its self!
