If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Canada United States Mexico
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In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
