Unemployment jokes

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.