I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Unemployment Jokes
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.