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Reached 10,000 Comments in Two Weeks

I've officially hit 10,000 comments within like 2 weeks of making this account. It's official folks, I am unemployed as FUCK

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laugh it up, I'm coming for your record muahaha

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mal πŸ’™

hey.

hey πŸ˜πŸ’πŸŒΉ

im gonna bring you so many flowers btw

you won't even know what to do with them all

gonna bring you a whole ass garden

you rlly know how to make me smile like a mfing idiot

mal πŸ’™

gosh damn it jake

im so gosh damn in love with you

and you are SO GOSH DAMN PERFECT.

GOOD CAUSE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY

altSymphony

and you are SO GOSH DAMN PERFECT.

no you

mal πŸ’™

no you

weak comeback therefore I win

altSymphony

GOOD CAUSE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY

WELL YOURE DOING A HELL OF A GOOD JOB AT IT

mal πŸ’™

WELL YOURE DOING A HELL OF A GOOD JOB AT IT

Good <3

altSymphony

weak comeback therefore I win

nonononono i refuse to surrender

altSymphony

I love you <333

i love you too <33

mal πŸ’™

ONLY 10 FEET TALL

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough LIES cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

altSymphony

MY APOLOGIES

GROW 5 MORE FEET AND THEN WE CAN TALK.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough LIES cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough truth cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

i only fall in love with the tallest men

mal πŸ’™

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough truth cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but hes 5'7 cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but hes 5'7 cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll be 15' by tomorrow morning cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

mal πŸ’™

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll be 15' by tomorrow morning cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but he really wont cough cough coughcough cough coughvvcough cough coughcough cough cough

altSymphony

YES MA'AM

YES SUBMIT TO DOMINANT MAL.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but he really wont cough cough coughcough cough coughvvcough cough coughcough cough cough

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

mal πŸ’™

GOOD BOY.

you sound like wade

actually no eli calls me a good boy more than wade ever did

altSymphony

you sound like wade

πŸ˜”

mal πŸ’™

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

i ain even arguing anymore

mal πŸ’™

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough yes I will cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

you just dont know what kind of powers jake has

mal πŸ’™

you just dont know what kind of powers jake has

my powers are fabulous and secret

guys should I lowkey just skip creative writing club today

it's in like 15 minutes but im too lazy to walk all the way there

and my mom's coming this weekend so I won't have lots of time

and i went to the gym and ran on a a treadmill for an hur tut tut

mal πŸ’™

idk up to you ml

hmmmm

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

lazy amerucans smh lol

hey jake isnt lazy

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

lazy amerucans smh lol

I do 50 push ups every night didn't you say you can't do one

nonstop perfect form fully down btw

altSymphony

I do 50 push ups every night didn't you say you can't do one

coz i cant- but i can to biceps and treadmill speed 15

altSymphony

nonstop perfect form fully down btw

good job handsomeeeee

mal πŸ’™

good job handsomeeeee

im not a gym rat but ive been conditioned to do flawless push ups since childhood 😭

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i even pracice football

*soccer

altSymphony

im not a gym rat but ive been conditioned to do flawless push ups since childhood 😭

good jobbbbbbb :D

altSymphony

soccer.

football makes more sense

mal πŸ’™

good jobbbbbbb :D

not good job im only good at them because they were a form of punishment from my dad and I was a rowdy little bitch with a mouth so he would always add more 😭

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

the FOOT comes in contact with the BALL

IT DOES IN ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOO

altSymphony

not good job im only good at them because they were a form of punishment from my dad and I was a rowdy little bitch with a mouth so he would always add more 😭

it is good job cus im proud of you for being awesome

WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KICKOFF?

altSymphony

IT DOES IN ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOO

but thats not what that sport is mainly abt

mal πŸ’™

it is good job cus im proud of you for being awesome

im not awesome I was just a disobediant child lmao

altSymphony

WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KICKOFF?

cus you kick the refs head off duh

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

but thats not what that sport is mainly abt

OH REALLY?

altSymphony

im not awesome I was just a disobediant child lmao

but now youre awesome

why isnt it called HANDBALL or OVALBALL or ARMBALL or HELMETBALL or BRAINDAMAGEBALL

mal πŸ’™

in your HANDS

WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

altSymphony

WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

THEN WHY AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL

Brits call it "football" because, historically, the term referred to any game played on foot rather than on horseback, distinguishing it from aristocratic sports. As different forms of these games developed in the mid-1800s, the sport involving kicking a ball was codified in 1863 by the Football Association, cementing "football" as its formal name. The term "soccer" originated in Britain as an informal abbreviation of "association football," but "football" remained the formal and more widely used term.

mal πŸ’™

THEN WHY AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL

BECAUSE YOU HAD A MOTHERFUCKING DREAM MAL

THAT MY KIDS WONT BE BULLIED FOR BEING SHORT

Americans call the sport "football" because their version of the game, a descendant of Rugby football, became more popular in the U.S. than its kicking-focused counterpart, association football (soccer). While the name "soccer" emerged from British slang for "association football," it stuck in the U.S. where "football" was already in use for the emerging, rugby-style game. The term "football" for this rugby-derived sport was officially established in the 1876 college football rulebook, solidifying its place in American sporting culture.

MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN

BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER

mal πŸ’™

THAT MY KIDS WONT BE BULLIED FOR BEING SHORT

UNLESS THEY TAKE AFTER YOUR 10 FOOT TALL GENES

altSymphony

MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN

im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

mal πŸ’™

UNLESS THEY TAKE AFTER YOUR 10 FOOT TALL GENES

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT MY 10 FOOT TALLNESS IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A FREAK WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT

i tan nicely its like one of the only things i like abt myself

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

i look like paper half the time and dont even get me started about when i look "pale" when im ill

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

haha cracker

altSymphony

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT MY 10 FOOT TALLNESS IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A FREAK WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT

NOOOOO SO THEYLL BE SHORT????

mal πŸ’™

NOOOOO SO THEYLL BE SHORT????

oh they'll be worse than short, my parents are both classified midgets

i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

altSymphony

why boys specifically

so theyre not like 3 feet tall men 😭

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

beautiful*

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

mal πŸ’™

so theyre not like 3 feet tall men 😭

lmao that sounds so funny though

altSymphony

you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

im not that fucking young youre acting like im 10 or some shit :(

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im not that fucking young youre acting like im 10 or some shit :(

calm down kiddo

you're talkin' to a full grown adult

respect your elders, overgrown fetus

mal πŸ’™

jake the rage baiting goes crazy rn

😭

altSymphony

you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

we arent that old either 😭

ive acc had enough of being treated like a 10 year old, like i dont know anything

mal πŸ’™

we arent that old either 😭

I know lmao that's the ironic thing and why my SARCASTIC COMMENT is--well actually the one about procreation wasn't sarcastic

im fucking turning 14 in one more month than jakes turning 19

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

ive acc had enough of being treated like a 10 year old, like i dont know anything

I'm sorry El, I will try to start treating you like the mature, knowledgable, experienced 13 year old you are.

altSymphony

I'm sorry El, I will try to start treating you like the mature, knowledgable, experienced 13 year old you are.

is that sarcastic?

I acknowledge that you certainly are all those things

altSymphony

I know lmao that's the ironic thing and why my SARCASTIC COMMENT is--well actually the one about procreation wasn't sarcastic

we babies talking about babies lmao

But for the record, there are varying degrees of maturity in that sense

I'm sorry if I came off as harsh in thinking that

So I'll try to start being more considerate

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No it's alright, you made some good points

I'm sorry if I've treated you differently because of that, it's not very kind of me to do at all

It's perfectly okay to feel strongly about things like that, El

I don't see it as much of an overreaction, and if anything I was overstepping

i think its probably best if i take a break from site for like a few days or maybe a week coz i jsut need to step back. ive been on so much recently and im not feeling very well atm

Yeah do whatever works best for you, I hope everything ends up alright :)

π’€° Dipshit π’€°

What a loser

jealous much?

altSymphony

jealous much?

No, all your saying is β€œI’m in collage yet I spend a lot of my time on a online website full of teens”

π’€° Dipshit π’€°

No, all your saying is β€œI’m in collage yet I spend a lot of my time on a online website full of teens”

*you're

mal πŸ’™

*college

I love you so much, gosh damn

Lock in with your work at the university of northern texas

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

whos alt syphomney

Wade

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Jake , confirm that on instagram

he disappeared

mal πŸ’™

he disappeared

sorry im back lmao

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Jake , confirm that on instagram

LMAO YOU KNOW THIS

it's literally just the shortened version of alternativeSymphony

prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

altSymphony

check your dicksword

ofc youd call it that

mal πŸ’™

ofc youd call it that

I usually do, for humor purposes

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

do u even have my discord added

idk don't you have to in order to send messages

mal πŸ’™

pretending to be straight

IM NOT PRETENDING

altSymphony

IM NOT PRETENDING

sure sure

it looks like it when it's real small like that

mal πŸ’™

IMAGINE BEING COLOR BLIND

CAN'T EVEN BE TALKING

mal πŸ’™

IMAGINE BEING COLOR BLIND

IM WAY LESS COLOR BLIND

I get you two confused so much omg I'm sorry

I deleted that instagram account lol

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

do u even have my discord added

lmao what's your disc I'll message you there

π’€° Dipshit π’€°

Ethan when did you get ungrounded

as soon as you stopped riding his dick

Ethan eli's said a LOT of gay stuff about you

altSymphony

as soon as you stopped riding his dick

dont judge when you do the same

Eli Nguyen is a raging homosexual

NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH

cant believe youre in love with mike and ike

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am gonna go put some stuff in my mouth though

You've said your name publicly here multiple times

And never gave any semblance of disapproval for it being shared

Nobody's stopping you from doing that

And maybe say something if you don't want it to be shared

Or just don't share it in the first place

mal πŸ’™

ha yall dont know my last name

do you even know mine lmao

You never showed any opposition toward it

altSymphony

do you even know mine lmao

its frank

You can't ban me for doing something unknowingly when there was no way for me to know

well you better figure it out smh smh it's gonna be sticking around for a while, silly goose

my last name isnt even on my google account

you've told me enough that I could put forth a pretty good guess 😭

im severely lacking in the cool name department

i bet that dog has the coolest name ever

mal πŸ’™

im severely lacking in the cool name department

DOUBT ITTTTTTTTT

i like my first and middle when theyre paired together

I love them all around, they're very befitting of you :)

made out of my hopes and dreams of being anything besides a kitchen wench

I greatly appreciate your aspiration-sandwich

well ill head back to the kitchen now

make more sandwiches to ensure i dont have anymore hopes and dreams left

I don't want an ounce of individuality left in you!

dont worry itll all be gone by midnight

chop chop I want you empty and mindless by supper

LethalCupcake2

πŸ₯¦πŸ₯¦

your bio is so deep lmao

Btw, I'm playing FH5 so if I don't respond quickly that's why.

mal πŸ’™

i’m a cheese philosopher

oh really?

i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

LethalCupcake2

How tall is Jake?

he’s a 10 foot mammoth man

altSymphony

i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

i bet you’re

altSymphony

i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

my friend measured me a few days ago and i was still 5’2 muahahahaha

bro I'm pretty sure that my brother is gonna try to attend the charlie Kirk funeral

Cosmo the Intern

bro I'm pretty sure that my brother is gonna try to attend the charlie Kirk funeral

Aw that's nice

dw jake i’ll reach middle the shelves for you

mal πŸ’™

dw jake i’ll reach middle the shelves for you

nah. he can reach the bottom shelf for you

i’ll buy you stools with dino’s on them :D

actually i’ll do that even if you’re 10’ cus dino stools are sick

i’ll need them for the top shelves anyway

so will you since you’re 4’5

then you should be able to count that you’re 3’17