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lmaooo

laugh it up, I'm coming for your record muahaha

okokok lmao

good luck

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this is too hard holy shit

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IM ONLY AT 200?

i give up

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EL IM WRITING SOMETHING HERE

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OK SORRY

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muahahaha

booty

hey.

it say incorret

thats what you put

no yutting in wade jake.

wtv tf that means

hey 😏💐🌹

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i like that

yeah get flattered muahaha

i be very flattered

good muahahaha

im gonna bring you so many flowers btw

don't think I won't

you won't even know what to do with them all

i love flowers

gonna bring you a whole ass garden

cause you're so deserving of it

awwww

#ishipjamal

me tooooooo

gosh damn it jake

#IShipJamalToo

you rlly know how to make me smile like a mfing idiot

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im so gosh damn in love with you

so gosh damn much

GOSH FUCKIN DAMMIT JAKERS

and you are SO GOSH DAMN PERFECT.

MY JAW IS GONNA LOCK

IN A SMILE

FOREVER

GOOD CAUSE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY

IT'S ALL I WANT

no you

what a lovely conversation :)

weak comeback therefore I win

WELL YOURE DOING A HELL OF A GOOD JOB AT IT

Good <3

I love you <333

nonononono i refuse to surrender

i am DOMINANT MAL.

Lmaooo

i love you too <33

I REFUSE TO SUBMIT

TO A SHORT MAN

ONLY 10 FEET TALL

SMHSMH

GET TALLER

YOU SHOULD BE TRIPLE MY HEIGHT

NOT ONLY DOUBLE.

MY APOLOGIES

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough LIES cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

GROW 5 MORE FEET AND THEN WE CAN TALK.

OK OK

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough truth cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

i only fall in love with the tallest men

like JAKERS OVER THERE

GONNA GROW 5 FEET OVERNIGHT FOR ME

RIGHT????

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but hes 5'7 cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

YES MA'AM

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll be 15' by tomorrow morning cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but he really wont cough cough coughcough cough coughvvcough cough coughcough cough cough

YES SUBMIT TO DOMINANT MAL.

GOOD BOY.

woah woah woaah

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you sound like wade

actually no eli calls me a good boy more than wade ever did

😔

i ain even arguing anymore

lmaoooo

lol

Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough yes I will cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

you just dont know what kind of powers jake has

my powers are fabulous and secret

so are mine

i can shoot ice

my only power is being a short king

guys should I lowkey just skip creative writing club today

why

it's in like 15 minutes but im too lazy to walk all the way there

plus I have hw and stuff

tut tut tut

i have homework

and my mom's coming this weekend so I won't have lots of time

hmmmm

idk up to you ml

and i went to the gym and ran on a a treadmill for an hur tut tut

lazy amerucans smh lol

hmmmm

hey jake isnt lazy

I do 50 push ups every night didn't you say you can't do one

nonstop perfect form fully down btw

coz i cant- but i can to biceps and treadmill speed 15

do*

good job handsomeeeee

and squats, lunges

i even pracice football

all thu

all this*

in the afternoon/ evening

im not a gym rat but ive been conditioned to do flawless push ups since childhood 😭

*soccer

football

good jobbbbbbb :D

soccer.

foot-ball

football makes more sense

we use feet in football

we dont use socks to hit the balls

the FOOT comes in contact with the BALL

not good job im only good at them because they were a form of punishment from my dad and I was a rowdy little bitch with a mouth so he would always add more 😭

IT DOES IN ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOO

it is good job cus im proud of you for being awesome

WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KICKOFF?

but thats not what that sport is mainly abt

im not awesome I was just a disobediant child lmao

tut tut tut

cus you kick the refs head off duh

OH REALLY?

YOU RUN

but now youre awesome

ON YOUR*FEET*

WITH A *BALL*

with the ball in ur arms

in your HANDS

smh

why isnt it called HANDBALL or OVALBALL or ARMBALL or HELMETBALL or BRAINDAMAGEBALL

WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING?

ARE YOU ABLEIST?

THEN WHY AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL

*HOW

AND WHY

Brits call it "football" because, historically, the term referred to any game played on foot rather than on horseback, distinguishing it from aristocratic sports. As different forms of these games developed in the mid-1800s, the sport involving kicking a ball was codified in 1863 by the Football Association, cementing "football" as its formal name. The term "soccer" originated in Britain as an informal abbreviation of "association football," but "football" remained the formal and more widely used term.

BECAUSE YOU HAD A MOTHERFUCKING DREAM MAL

BECAUSE YOU HAD A DREAM

WELL I HAVE A DREAM

THAT ONE DAY HEIGHT WONT MATTER

THAT MY KIDS WONT BE BULLIED FOR BEING SHORT

WELL I HAVE A DREAM

CUS GENETICALLY THAT IS LIKELY

Americans call the sport "football" because their version of the game, a descendant of Rugby football, became more popular in the U.S. than its kicking-focused counterpart, association football (soccer). While the name "soccer" emerged from British slang for "association football," it stuck in the U.S. where "football" was already in use for the emerging, rugby-style game. The term "football" for this rugby-derived sport was officially established in the 1876 college football rulebook, solidifying its place in American sporting culture.

THAT ONE DAY

MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN

BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER

UNLESS THEY TAKE AFTER YOUR 10 FOOT TALL GENES

im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT MY 10 FOOT TALLNESS IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A FREAK WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT

i tan nicely its like one of the only things i like abt myself

i look like paper half the time and dont even get me started about when i look "pale" when im ill

haha cracker

(im white af)

NOOOOO SO THEYLL BE SHORT????

oh they'll be worse than short, my parents are both classified midgets

we cant have any boys then

why boys specifically

actually no

i want boys

i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

so theyre not like 3 feet tall men 😭

beautiful*

you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

lmao that sounds so funny though

they could be cast in snow white!

im not that fucking young youre acting like im 10 or some shit :(

calm down kiddo

you're talkin' to a full grown adult

tsk tsk

nah coz ive acc had enough

respect your elders, overgrown fetus

jake the rage baiting goes crazy rn

😭

we arent that old either 😭

we still got teen after our ages

ive acc had enough of being treated like a 10 year old, like i dont know anything

its pissing me off

I know lmao that's the ironic thing and why my SARCASTIC COMMENT is--well actually the one about procreation wasn't sarcastic

im fucking turning 14 in one more month than jakes turning 19

I'm sorry El, I will try to start treating you like the mature, knowledgable, experienced 13 year old you are.

is that sarcastic?

No

im sorry i cant tell

im so bad with sarcasm over text

I acknowledge that you certainly are all those things

we babies talking about babies lmao

i appreciate it anyway

But for the record, there are varying degrees of maturity in that sense

I'm sorry if I came off as harsh in thinking that

So I'll try to start being more considerate

goodbye

Byeee!

well now i feel bad

okkk gn queen

sorry pls dont

No it's alright, you made some good points

I'm sorry if I've treated you differently because of that, it's not very kind of me to do at all

its fine

im just voerreacting

overreating*

over reacting*

It's perfectly okay to feel strongly about things like that, El

I don't see it as much of an overreaction, and if anything I was overstepping

i think its probably best if i take a break from site for like a few days or maybe a week coz i jsut need to step back. ive been on so much recently and im not feeling very well atm