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Reached 10,000 Comments in Two Weeks

    • I've officially hit 10,000 comments within like 2 weeks of making this account. It's official folks, I am unemployed as FUCK

    Comments (816)

    • laugh it up, I'm coming for your record muahaha

    Anonymous

    get rekt

    no i dont consent

    Anonymous

    d

    dick

    no dick in wade

    i forbid you

    Anonymous

    i

    aweeee

    this is too hard holy shit

    EL IM WRITING SOMETHING HERE

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    no yutting in wade jake.

    wtv tf that means

    mal♡

    hey.

    hey 😏💐🌹

    yeah get flattered muahaha

    i be very flattered

    im gonna bring you so many flowers btw

    you won't even know what to do with them all

    i love flowers

    gonna bring you a whole ass garden

    cause you're so deserving of it

    gosh damn it jake

    you rlly know how to make me smile like a mfing idiot

    smhsmhsmhsmh

    mal♡

    gosh damn it jake

    im so gosh damn in love with you

    GOSH FUCKIN DAMMIT JAKERS

    and you are SO GOSH DAMN PERFECT.

    MY JAW IS GONNA LOCK

    GOOD CAUSE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY

    Anonymous

    and you are SO GOSH DAMN PERFECT.

    no you

    mal♡

    no you

    weak comeback therefore I win

    Anonymous

    GOOD CAUSE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY

    WELL YOURE DOING A HELL OF A GOOD JOB AT IT

    Anonymous

    weak comeback therefore I win

    nonononono i refuse to surrender

    i am DOMINANT MAL.

    Anonymous

    I love you <333

    i love you too <33

    I REFUSE TO SUBMIT

    TO A SHORT MAN

    ONLY 10 FEET TALL

    YOU SHOULD BE TRIPLE MY HEIGHT

    NOT ONLY DOUBLE.

    mal♡

    ONLY 10 FEET TALL

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough LIES cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

    Anonymous

    MY APOLOGIES

    GROW 5 MORE FEET AND THEN WE CAN TALK.

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough LIES cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough truth cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    i only fall in love with the tallest men

    like JAKERS OVER THERE

    GONNA GROW 5 FEET OVERNIGHT FOR ME

    mal♡

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough truth cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but hes 5'7 cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but hes 5'7 cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll be 15' by tomorrow morning cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but he really wont cough cough coughcough cough coughvvcough cough coughcough cough cough

    Anonymous

    YES MA'AM

    YES SUBMIT TO DOMINANT MAL.

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    cough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough coughcough cough cough but he really wont cough cough coughcough cough coughvvcough cough coughcough cough cough

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    mal♡

    GOOD BOY.

    you sound like wade

    actually no eli calls me a good boy more than wade ever did

    Anonymous

    you sound like wade

    😔

    mal♡

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    i ain even arguing anymore

    mal♡

    cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough he'll do anything for me cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough yes I will cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

    you just dont know what kind of powers jake has

    my powers are fabulous and secret

    my only power is being a short king

    guys should I lowkey just skip creative writing club today

    it's in like 15 minutes but im too lazy to walk all the way there

    plus I have hw and stuff

    and my mom's coming this weekend so I won't have lots of time

    idk up to you ml

    and i went to the gym and ran on a a treadmill for an hur tut tut

    mal♡

    idk up to you ml

    hmmmm

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    lazy amerucans smh lol

    hey jake isnt lazy

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    lazy amerucans smh lol

    I do 50 push ups every night didn't you say you can't do one

    nonstop perfect form fully down btw

    Anonymous

    I do 50 push ups every night didn't you say you can't do one

    coz i cant- but i can to biceps and treadmill speed 15

    Anonymous

    nonstop perfect form fully down btw

    good job handsomeeeee

    mal♡

    good job handsomeeeee

    im not a gym rat but ive been conditioned to do flawless push ups since childhood 😭

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i even pracice football

    *soccer

    Anonymous

    im not a gym rat but ive been conditioned to do flawless push ups since childhood 😭

    good jobbbbbbb :D

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    football

    soccer.

    Anonymous

    soccer.

    football makes more sense

    we use feet in football

    we dont use socks to hit the balls

    mal♡

    good jobbbbbbb :D

    not good job im only good at them because they were a form of punishment from my dad and I was a rowdy little bitch with a mouth so he would always add more 😭

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    the FOOT comes in contact with the BALL

    IT DOES IN ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOO

    Anonymous

    not good job im only good at them because they were a form of punishment from my dad and I was a rowdy little bitch with a mouth so he would always add more 😭

    it is good job cus im proud of you for being awesome

    WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KICKOFF?

    Anonymous

    IT DOES IN ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOO

    but thats not what that sport is mainly abt

    mal♡

    it is good job cus im proud of you for being awesome

    im not awesome I was just a disobediant child lmao

    Anonymous

    WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KICKOFF?

    cus you kick the refs head off duh

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    but thats not what that sport is mainly abt

    OH REALLY?

    Anonymous

    im not awesome I was just a disobediant child lmao

    but now youre awesome

    in your HANDS

    why isnt it called HANDBALL or OVALBALL or ARMBALL or HELMETBALL or BRAINDAMAGEBALL

    mal♡

    in your HANDS

    WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

    Anonymous

    WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

    THEN WHY AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL

    Brits call it "football" because, historically, the term referred to any game played on foot rather than on horseback, distinguishing it from aristocratic sports. As different forms of these games developed in the mid-1800s, the sport involving kicking a ball was codified in 1863 by the Football Association, cementing "football" as its formal name. The term "soccer" originated in Britain as an informal abbreviation of "association football," but "football" remained the formal and more widely used term.

    mal♡

    THEN WHY AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL

    BECAUSE YOU HAD A MOTHERFUCKING DREAM MAL

    WELL I HAVE A DREAM

    THAT ONE DAY HEIGHT WONT MATTER

    THAT MY KIDS WONT BE BULLIED FOR BEING SHORT

    CUS GENETICALLY THAT IS LIKELY

    Americans call the sport "football" because their version of the game, a descendant of Rugby football, became more popular in the U.S. than its kicking-focused counterpart, association football (soccer). While the name "soccer" emerged from British slang for "association football," it stuck in the U.S. where "football" was already in use for the emerging, rugby-style game. The term "football" for this rugby-derived sport was officially established in the 1876 college football rulebook, solidifying its place in American sporting culture.

    MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN

    BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER

    mal♡

    THAT MY KIDS WONT BE BULLIED FOR BEING SHORT

    UNLESS THEY TAKE AFTER YOUR 10 FOOT TALL GENES

    Anonymous

    MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN

    im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

    mal♡

    UNLESS THEY TAKE AFTER YOUR 10 FOOT TALL GENES

    I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT MY 10 FOOT TALLNESS IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A FREAK WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT

    i tan nicely its like one of the only things i like abt myself

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

    i look like paper half the time and dont even get me started about when i look "pale" when im ill

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im judged for the colour of my skin im so fucking pale like why

    haha cracker

    Anonymous

    I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT MY 10 FOOT TALLNESS IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A FREAK WOODCHIPPER ACCIDENT

    NOOOOO SO THEYLL BE SHORT????

    oh they'll be worse than short, my parents are both classified midgets

    we cant have any boys then

    i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

    Anonymous

    why boys specifically

    so theyre not like 3 feet tall men 😭

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

    beautiful*

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i want my children to have my crushes beautogul hair

    you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

    mal♡

    so theyre not like 3 feet tall men 😭

    lmao that sounds so funny though

    they could be cast in snow white!

    Anonymous

    you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

    im not that fucking young youre acting like im 10 or some shit :(

    you're talkin' to a full grown adult

    respect your elders, overgrown fetus

    jake the rage baiting goes crazy rn

    Anonymous

    you're too young to be thinking about genetic procreation outcomes with another man

    we arent that old either 😭

    we still got teen after our ages

    ive acc had enough of being treated like a 10 year old, like i dont know anything

    mal♡

    we arent that old either 😭

    I know lmao that's the ironic thing and why my SARCASTIC COMMENT is--well actually the one about procreation wasn't sarcastic

    im fucking turning 14 in one more month than jakes turning 19

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    ive acc had enough of being treated like a 10 year old, like i dont know anything

    I'm sorry El, I will try to start treating you like the mature, knowledgable, experienced 13 year old you are.

    I acknowledge that you certainly are all those things

    Anonymous

    I know lmao that's the ironic thing and why my SARCASTIC COMMENT is--well actually the one about procreation wasn't sarcastic

    we babies talking about babies lmao

    But for the record, there are varying degrees of maturity in that sense

    I'm sorry if I came off as harsh in thinking that

    So I'll try to start being more considerate

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    okkk gn queen

    No it's alright, you made some good points

    I'm sorry if I've treated you differently because of that, it's not very kind of me to do at all

    It's perfectly okay to feel strongly about things like that, El

    I don't see it as much of an overreaction, and if anything I was overstepping

    i think its probably best if i take a break from site for like a few days or maybe a week coz i jsut need to step back. ive been on so much recently and im not feeling very well atm

    Yeah do whatever works best for you, I hope everything ends up alright :)

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    What a loser

    jealous much?

    this is your fault hahahaha

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Anonymous

    jealous much?

    No, all your saying is “I’m in collage yet I spend a lot of my time on a online website full of teens”

    𒀰 روحي إلها 𒀰

    No, all your saying is “I’m in collage yet I spend a lot of my time on a online website full of teens”

    *you're

    I love you so much, gosh damn

    gosh damnnnnn

    were basically autocorrect

    i wish my head was shaped like that

    so gorgeous and unique

    I'm caught up on my stuff

    Lock in with your work at the university of northern texas

    his brothers name is greg

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    Jake , confirm that on instagram

    he disappeared

    a few min ago

    youll see im being fr 🙄

    mal♡

    he disappeared

    sorry im back lmao

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    Jake , confirm that on instagram

    LMAO YOU KNOW THIS

    it's literally just the shortened version of alternativeSymphony

    are we still bringing this up

    prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

    Anonymous

    check your dicksword

    ofc youd call it that

    I usually do, for humor purposes

    mal♡

    gay.

    makes you a man

    makes you a faker

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    do u even have my discord added

    idk don't you have to in order to send messages

    pretending to be straight

    mal♡

    pretending to be straight

    IM NOT PRETENDING

    so edgy 🖤⛓

    Anonymous

    IM NOT PRETENDING

    sure sure

    🏳️‍🌈

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHS

    IMAGINE BEING COLOR BLIND

    it looks like it when it's real small like that

    mal♡

    IMAGINE BEING COLOR BLIND

    CAN'T EVEN BE TALKING

    mal♡

    IMAGINE BEING COLOR BLIND

    IM WAY LESS COLOR BLIND

    I get you two confused so much omg I'm sorry

    I deleted that instagram account lol

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    do u even have my discord added

    lmao what's your disc I'll message you there

    bahahahahahhs

    as soon as you stopped riding his dick

    Ethan eli's said a LOT of gay stuff about you

    Anonymous

    as soon as you stopped riding his dick

    dont judge when you do the same

    Eli Nguyen is a raging homosexual

    yall are twinning then.

    I DONT WANT TO COME.

    NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH

    ITS CALLED A JOKE.

    SAME AS YOU SAYING YOURE STRAIGHT

    ALL JUST SILLY JOKES

    "we want to be in your mouth!"

    cant believe youre in love with mike and ike

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    ok bye then ig

    I am gonna go put some stuff in my mouth though

    So I'll be back after dinner :D

    See you in a bit lmao <3

    lmao okay <3

    You've said your name publicly here multiple times

    And never gave any semblance of disapproval for it being shared

    Alright delete my comment then

    Nobody's stopping you from doing that

    And maybe say something if you don't want it to be shared

    ha yall dont know my last name

    Or just don't share it in the first place

    mal♡

    ha yall dont know my last name

    do you even know mine lmao

    You never showed any opposition toward it

    Anonymous

    do you even know mine lmao

    its frank

    You can't ban me for doing something unknowingly when there was no way for me to know

    well you better figure it out smh smh it's gonna be sticking around for a while, silly goose

    my last name isnt even on my google account

    you've told me enough that I could put forth a pretty good guess 😭

    my last name is so lame

    im severely lacking in the cool name department

    i bet that dog has the coolest name ever

    its not that lame

    mal♡

    im severely lacking in the cool name department

    DOUBT ITTTTTTTTT

    ive said my first and middle before

    I think they're great :D

    why ty kind sir

    i like my first and middle when theyre paired together

    not separately tho

    I love them all around, they're very befitting of you :)

    made out of my hopes and dreams of being anything besides a kitchen wench

    I greatly appreciate your aspiration-sandwich

    youre so welcome

    thats what i was made for afterall

    well ill head back to the kitchen now

    make more sandwiches to ensure i dont have anymore hopes and dreams left

    I don't want an ounce of individuality left in you!

    dont worry itll all be gone by midnight

    chop chop I want you empty and mindless by supper

    your bio is so deep lmao

    woah my mind is blown

    i won’t be a kitchen wench

    i’m a cheese philosopher

    Btw, I'm playing FH5 so if I don't respond quickly that's why.

    mal♡

    i’m a cheese philosopher

    oh really?

    don’t doubt me

    10 foot mammoth man

    no jake lmao

    i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

    LethalCupcake2

    How tall is Jake?

    he’s a 10 foot mammoth man

    Anonymous

    i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

    i bet you’re

    Anonymous

    i legit have no clue it's been forever since I was measured

    my friend measured me a few days ago and i was still 5’2 muahahahaha

    jake i bet you’re

    bro I'm pretty sure that my brother is gonna try to attend the charlie Kirk funeral

    i’m 5’2 cosmo

    ik jake is secretly 4’5

    Cosmo idk

    bro I'm pretty sure that my brother is gonna try to attend the charlie Kirk funeral

    Aw that's nice

    dw jake i’ll reach middle the shelves for you

    and the countertops

    mal♡

    dw jake i’ll reach middle the shelves for you

    nah. he can reach the bottom shelf for you

    i’m taller than 4’5

    jake is not.

    muahahahahah

    i’ll buy you stools with dino’s on them :D

    actually i’ll do that even if you’re 10’ cus dino stools are sick

    and then i’ll steal them

    i’ll need them for the top shelves anyway

    so will you since you’re 4’5

    you’re dopey from snow white

    oh jake ik ik

    then you should be able to count that you’re 3’17

    it’s simple i can teach you

    Thank you for confirming this. The gayness scale just tipped in his direction

    Ethan is the gayest one here

    Worthy Polar Bear