Unbuckling jokes
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
The belt broke.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”