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Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Key

The image contains four pictures. The first one is a set of keys, the second one a brown wallet, the third one a cell phone, and the fourth one a map of Poland. Above these four pictures, there is a text "Things that disappear at regular intervals". Below the map are the words "Lithuania, Baltic Sea, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Warsaw, Ukraine, Germany, Katowice, Czech Republic, Slovakia.".

War

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The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Eye

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

War

The image shows a map of Ukraine with the text "Where we droppin' boys?" above it, and "Fortnite World War 3 - 22.2.2022 patch" below it.

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Market

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Hitler

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

Gorilla

The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a man in a suit is asking, "Mr. Putin, why did you invade Ukraine?" In the second frame, another man in a suit responds, "I am just coming to that. You see on May 28th, 2016, a gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati zoo..."

Communism

A person puts their hand on their face in a gesture of disbelief or frustration. Above them is a list of countries associated with communism, and a statement saying "When someone on reddit tells you communism is great but that... just did it wrong".

Man

UkRanInE

A picture shows Vladimir Putin pointing his finger with a pen in his hand. The text on the image says: "GIVE THAT MAN A SLICE OF UKRAINE".

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