Uglies jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.