Uglies jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."