Uglies jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.