Uglies jokes

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.