Uglies jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.