Uglies jokes

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.