Uglies jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"