Uglies jokes

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.