Uglies jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.