Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar... "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
yo mumma so ugly her blood types puss
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
