Twist jokes
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
This is the meme
Perfect 😂🤣
Community talk
plot twist arish was never my man
Yall. I pulled aa muscle in my leg during church, because i was running in heels and like almost twisted my ankle and almost fell over twice (yippie) and my shoulders still hurt 🫶
yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more