Twist jokes
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
This is the meme
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plot twist arish was never my man
Yall. I pulled aa muscle in my leg during church, because i was running in heels and like almost twisted my ankle and almost fell over twice (yippie) and my shoulders still hurt 🫶
yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more