Twins jokes
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.