Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.