Twins jokes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.