Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Twins Jokes
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
