Twins jokes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.