Twins jokes

Twin Towers

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Divorce

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Towers

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Twin Towers

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

9/11

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Class

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.