Twin jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.