Twin jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.