Twin

Twin jokes

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.