What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
