Twin jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈