Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their twin towers
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
Me and billy bob the 1st billy bob the 2th and billy bob 4th jr were all in the twin towers
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
the youngest of the twin towers said goodbye brotha but the one who got his which is the oldest said....IF I GO DOWN U GO WITH ME
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
twin towers more like ded towers
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
Q what is the the favourite song on the people who window dived out of the twin towers
A FREEE FALLIN
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
