Twin

Twin jokes

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.