Twin

Twin Jokes

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

At 9/11, the people in the twin towers ordered pizza. They asked for peporoni, but instead got plane

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.