Twin

Twin jokes

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"