Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Site

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Woman

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

City

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Tower

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

WiFi

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Tower

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

9/11

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.