Ts Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Guy

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

T-Series

Anonymous · 7 years ago

T-Series.

Log

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon shows a couple on a couch. The man asks the woman to drop a log on the fire as it's going cold. The second panel shows the woman bending over in front of the fireplace with her pants down, appearing to drop a 'log' into the fire.

Society

[poirytedf76gy87trde676t · 5 years ago

rtuiyg.

Wife

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Ttt.

Tate

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Tate

Speed

RallyCat2004 · 7 years ago

TDS - Too Damn Slow!

Spoiler

Morbid Al · 7 years ago

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Heartbreak

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon figure wearing a pink jumpsuit and mask with a triangle is in front of a blue background with glass-like shards. Text at the top reads: "ts pmo icl fr br u r nt shkspr💔"

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Logic

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB JOKE Women Logic lol Feminism cringe meme dark humour sarcastic iNKSTECHSHUB meme jokes cliché parody dry humour noHate #everyoneシ゚ #love #ts #izzyWilde #jokesfordays #sharethelove

The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.

Book

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a bookshelf in a bookstore. The shelf is labeled as "Self Improvement." On the shelf, among other books on self improvement, is a copy of Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf." Overlaid on the image is the text "What is ts book doing in the self improvement isle."

Puppy

K!ttyy · 9 months ago

reddit ts

Car

D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 9 months ago

..do i even need to explain ts..

A screenshot from a game, likely Roblox, showing a car with a full rainbow gradient paint job. A character with a smug face is driving. A speech bubble above the car says "why wont my car go straight".

Capybara

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An image featuring a photo of a capybara at the top and a series of Instagram comments below. The comments mock the animal's generic appearance, comparing it to a default video game character, common loot, or a tutorial enemy. Text includes: "Imagine being a random fucking thing", "bro is an enemy in the tutorial", "bro is the default animal", "Bro is built like common loot", "Just some bullshit with fur", "Ts is a damn login reward", "His only job is existing and that's enough", and "Went to the pet store and just said 'one animal please'".

Pyramid

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration shows people in ancient Egypt constructing a pyramid. Text above the pyramid reads, "how they build ts without spotify premium."

Tattoo

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A man is lying face down, displaying a massive tattoo that covers his entire back. The central piece of the tattoo is a nude, pot-bellied baby with an exceptionally large forehead and a judgmental facial expression. The background is a complex arrangement of purple shades, heavy chains, a Star of David, and various zodiac symbols. Overlay text at the top reads, "Ts gotta be bottom 3 tats of all time," accompanied by multiple eye-roll emojis and a broken heart emoji.

Cringe

𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹 · 14 days ago

If u thought ts was cringe, wait until u meet haminations/sweetcandycanecatt</3

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends emoticons like 'o.o', '<.<', '>.>' followed by asterisk roleplay actions '*Leans closer to*', '*Softly pets*', and 'Nice to meet you xD'. The recipient responds with confusion: '..what' and 'what are you doing'.

Priority

Wade · 3 years ago

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Community talk

Vulnerable Munia

why is ts lwk fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGVF_4QeWLM

Bree_Target

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