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A Family Revelation

    • ALR SHAWTYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HAVE TWO DADS I WAS TRYNA NOT SAY TS BUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ON THIS WEBSITE >:P)

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    • (ita arcus, aand yeah)

    COSMOS NOT DAYUJ

    AFBJSDFKBNSFKB

    BTU THEY ARENT DATING

    OSMOCMOSMCOMSO

    AKNERGKNGRSKGNSRKHN

    wgat about my mommy

    MWAH !!!! 💋

    I LOVE PREGNET MEN!!!!

    I cant be racist rn.

    /YOUR MY AUNT ROSE RNN

    WHY DID I ADD RN

    YOUR AUNY ROSE FOREVRt

    That might change

    *insert racist slur*

    bababyyy YOU CANT JHAVE NY HEARTTT TTT THAT WOULD BE TO MUCHHH

    U CA N AHVE YM BODY OARTS GO AHEAD AND TOUCHH

    YOU CAN HAVE MY LEGS MY LIPS RIGHT ON YOUR FINGER TSIP

    Cosmo idk

    What did i drop into...

    DADD!!!!!

    DADADADADADADADADADADAADADADADAD

    HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

    I HAD 3 MOSNTERS IN THE PAST HOURS???????

    mwameahhehehehehhehehehhe

    I like evil cats

    dont fucking ss that.

    MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    MEWMEOWMEOMEWOMWE

    COSMO DAD COSMO DAD COSMO DAD SOMCAO

    (please kill me_

    WHO TOLD YOU I WAS DISANGOES WITH THAT

    HELLO CACTUS MY OTHER DAD-]

    I LIKE TO EAT

    APPLES AND ABANAMNDDSSSS

    APPLES AND ABANBANSSSSSSSSSSs

    I LIKE PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIMES

    PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIMES

    Cosmo idk

    You love to yap

    dad i miss talking to you

    but seince yu decide to have a life

    im peopning anothe rkmonster?

    I JUST OPNED ANTOHER NSMONETER

    dad i real have to pee

    can my TWO DADASD NOT FLIRT?

    LETS EAT YUH YUH LETS FEAST YUHYUH

    LETS SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WIHT THE EBAT YUHYUH

    wait act i forgot the lyricx.

    i miss my momma

    shes my faveriot person

    Cosmo idk

    .............

    you tooo

    Addiɛ

    Ah.

    you up there

    but cosmo and mal been in my life for 3498439 yearsssssssssssss

    and put up with my bf for... a 43i872349853419513749583475983475983475uruth23948t34925 years.

    Might log off and leave call

    NOOO ROSE NO

    i have a bad heacahde

    Obscure Saki Monkey

    L fucking bozo

    kys

    bro tf shit you on?

    y the fuck your arish liking ass even on here

    Obscure Saki Monkey

    what a loser

    you're the loser damn monkey

    littearly a fucking troll

    Obscure Saki Monkey

    She your gf or smth

    nah fam I'm gay

    my daddy isnt dating my aunt

    Obscure Saki Monkey

    I bet yall kiss

    we should kiss (;

    OHURRRRRRRRR

    SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

    SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    FUCKTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Obscure Saki Monkey

    Pussy ass loser

    yr jst mad bcux you havent tapped me yet

    but lets fix that (;

    LETS FUCK FRR

    WHAT THR FUK RSE

    WHY DINDT YOU TRLL ME I WAS PREGNET?

    AND ITS UHHH

    i am DTFF I JSUT WANT TO FUCKK MEEEE

    i would say me

    but im already prgent

    and i eat ducks so

    What the helly

    Im js a girl

    MOMMMY MOMMY MOMMYMY MOMAMAMM AMOMOMOM MAMAMA<MAMAMa

    Anonymous

    uh hi

    you arent excited to see your most faveriot daughter

    Addiɛ

    Im js a girl

    in the worlddd

    ᥫ᭡

    you arent excited to see your most faveriot daughter

    i am im js tired lmao

    Anonymous

    in the worlddd

    Your a real one

    Anonymous

    i am im js tired lmao

    I missed you momma <33

    mom i have to pee

    Addiɛ

    Your a real one

    finally someone acknowledges that

    nd i have a really bad headache

    ᥫ᭡

    mom i have to pee

    then pee

    cbaesue i drank 3 mosnters

    ᥫ᭡

    I missed you momma <33

    missed you too dear

    Anonymous

    then pee

    i feel like is is a noraml convo at this ponit

    I DUN WANNA GET UPUPU

    I will get up

    momma wanna join my call?

    uhmmmmmmm idkkk im kinda tired

    its the aunt rose on here and arcus, were being rlly not talkatvie and gonna watch a movie rawr

    i gotta get up at like 6 tmrw

    jst for a liltte buit

    Us against the world

    i feel like thrwonig up

    Addiɛ

    Us against the world

    Shaking ass in the parking lot

    Get a bucket.

    ᥫ᭡

    i feel like thrwonig up

    thats not good

    so no on joing for a lil bit?

    becaus I SAID SO

    ᥫ᭡

    so no on joing for a lil bit?

    yeah sry i dont wanna accidentally make myself awake cus i needa acc sleep tn

    Anonymous

    yeah sry i dont wanna accidentally make myself awake cus i needa acc sleep tn

    oki, goodnight, ily <33

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    that's hurtful..

    nooo

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    calling me a racial slur..

    IM SORRY!!!

    please no more warning

    I've been called that before.. and it's been rude..

    ᥫ᭡

    oki, goodnight, ily <33

    i can be here for like 15 more min i js dont wanna like talk out loud

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    I've been called that before.. and it's been rude..

    im sorryyyy

    im not making sense im tired

    Cosmo idk

    Uh mal, quick question

    hm

    dad, momma, can you explain to cactus that i dont mean any harm when using any slurs.

    cactus im sorrrry :<

    i didnt mean anythign bad??

    do we watch movie now?

    be happy happy happyyy

    OH NO THIS EPIOSDE IS SO SCARY

    im going to the lake tmrw :D

    Anonymous

    im going to the lake tmrw :D

    yayayayayayayy

    Addiɛ

    :/

    wats worng:"<

    Got 20 mins left.

    HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    will you go on your tv?

    Do you want me to.

    i feel really sick

    like im act abt to comit

    Go to the bathroom

    but i have like nothing in my ssystem exp mosnter itll be bad ill feel wrose

    Anonymous

    hm

    So my schools having a graduation parade and each graduate as they roll down the street has a song that they choose to play. Problem is, as you know, i don't got good taste. Do you have any recommendations?

    well like idk whats the vibe gonna be

    Uh just something kinda like poppy and in good spirits

    Just like a cliche song ig

    like white girl type of song or like an older iconic one

    why am i worthless to everyne?

    Definitely not white girl music

    Because, everyones jst ignorign me

    keeping things from me

    all day people have been ignoring me

    and now everytime anything happens its kept form me

    My mom recommended final countdown

    ive been told

    "dont worry" like so much today..

    IDK if that's a good idea or not

    ᥫ᭡

    "dont worry" like so much today..

    oh i see

    Cosmo idk

    My mom recommended final countdown

    i dont rly love that song in general but like its not bad

    Though island in the sun is good

    Anonymous

    oh i see

    ik i just feel worhtless

    californication is also a good song

    ᥫ᭡

    ik i just feel worhtless

    youre not worthless dear

    Anonymous

    i dont rly love that song in general but like its not bad

    It fits in the graduation theme though

    Anonymous

    youre not worthless dear

    yh, its jst been all of today, im jsut left out, ignored, dismissed.

    i just feel horrible

    Cosmo idk

    It fits in the graduation theme though

    its not a bad choice

    ᥫ᭡

    yh, its jst been all of today, im jsut left out, ignored, dismissed.

    im sorry

    jst after prakre jst gave up on me ive been so upset..

    and i tried takling about smthin today and i jst got talked over and ignored.

    and then everyone was abt to leave.

    and i jst feel so alone

    i know, im sorry.

    i know im not but lately ive ben feeling like it.

    i just feel unimportant to people who happen to mean alot to me.

    atleast now i have a ginat blocer for sucuide

    because i rmeber jst telling mel i was feeling that way and her breaking down

    so i jst acant hurt her or her sisters like that

    i jst feel like none of them care about me.

    I also do scare about you

    I knwo you do

    you are the only persom im not scared is gonna leave me..

    (sorry if that offeneded anyone

    If there are things you need to say, say them

    I love you cosmo.

    you mean alot to me

    even though were not talking..

    But its okay butt i like my life :p

    your allowed to have your opion

    iheartmyself

    amazing

    NMMMOMMYY!

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    NMMMOMMYY!

    theres a child burning in a building and shes with her mom and loves her

    mhhmmmm..................................

    Compliant Cobia

    theres a child burning in a building and shes with her mom and loves her

    Ill steal her dw.

    Compliant Cobia

    no ur actually creepy im being for real.

    my man

    idm if thats wht you think =D

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    iheartmyself

    my man

    Girl, you cahnge your man daily, and you fucking fuck pple everyday, as you said yourself

    im jst lwk digusted

    Out of.. you two?

    am i meant to care

    iheartmyself

    weed?

    no?

    Compliant Cobia

    bro im a girl

    shes js my babyboo

    im disguted by your fakin whore ahh

    ᥫ᭡

    even though were not talking..

    Let her come back

    iheartmyself
    Image

    I’m hungry now

    ᥫ᭡

    im disguted by your fakin whore ahh

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT

    Compliant Cobia

    i was arcus first

    no..?

    SAY YOU SWEAR TO JESUS THAT IM A WHORE

    Cosmo idk

    Forgive her

    she liesd to me

    iheartmyself

    SAY YOU SWEAR TO JESUS THAT IM A WHORE

    wym bro

    ᥫ᭡

    she liesd to me

    You’ve lied to me multiple times

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    My name is Arcus DarkWood

    im arcus lightbone

    I dont speak yapapanese.

    Cosmo idk

    You’ve lied to me multiple times

    gulp

    ᥫ᭡

    wym bro

    SAY YOU SWEAR TO ISSAC NEWTON THAT IM A WHORE

    Compliant Cobia

    im arcus lightbone

    More like Lightbone up yo ass

    ᥫ᭡

    gulp

    I forgive you still

    iheartmyself

    SAY YOU SWEAR TO ISSAC NEWTON THAT IM A WHORE

    yurp

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    More like Lightbone up yo ass

    u dont even have one i bet

    Cosmo idk

    I forgive you still

    i get that, but.. she hurt me

    ᥫ᭡

    yurp

    im literally a virgin and single btw

    iheartmyself

    im literally a virgin and single btw

    not anymr uwu

    Compliant Cobia

    im the original

    You Australian mister different time zone

    iheartmyself

    im literally a virgin and single btw

    you littearly obsess over a fake man, and talk abotu fucking pple dailt

    iheartmyself

    atleast im not gonna overdose at 16

    IM NOT EVEN 16 BAHA WAH?

    Cosmo idk

    You Australian mister different time zone

    bsh whatt

    And i littearly love my life

    ᥫ᭡

    IM NOT EVEN 16 BAHA WAH?

    yeah ur 15 ik that

    ᥫ᭡

    i get that, but.. she hurt me

    So? Wounds heal

    ᥫ᭡

    you littearly obsess over a fake man, and talk abotu fucking pple dailt

    arish is real btw

    Cosmo idk

    So? Wounds heal

    Why do you have to be so logical

    iheartmyself

    arish is real btw

    uh huh.

    its so weird

    i swear to issac newton arish is real

    "arish is my man" "I hate arish"

    over and over

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo arish my opp

    iheartmyself

    5 mins ago u were calling me mommy

    I also call my mom mommy?

    im not jelous that shes dating jomki?

    ᥫ᭡

    I also call my mom mommy?

    bsh u have 100 mommies

    ᥫ᭡

    im not jelous that shes dating jomki?

    thats not ur real mum btw

    ᥫ᭡

    Why do you have to be so logical

    Because my favorite food is a pink 43

    I DINDT FUCKING KNOWWWWWWWW

    Cosmo idk

    Because my favorite food is a pink 43

    excuse me?

    ᥫ᭡

    I DINDT FUCKING KNOWWWWWWWW

    yeah drugs do that

    cosmo wtf are you on

    Compliant Cobia

    yummy jew laughs

    Y’all wanna see my Pennie’s?

    iheartmyself

    yeah drugs do that

    I was being sarcastic?

    Cosmo idk

    Y’all wanna see my Pennie’s?

    YESSSS

    ᥫ᭡

    YESSSS

    Too bad they’re mine

    iheartmyself

    do yall get on?

    huh?

    Cosmo idk

    Too bad they’re mine

    WAHH :<

    And this guy named Complaint and he has no mom no dad and even no friends

    iheartmyself

    do u guys get along

    mhmm

    iheartmyself

    slang bbg

    but your aussei

    (PLEASE LEMME GOON TO YOUR AUSSIE ACCENT__

    Charlie don’t ask for her hands istg

    Cosmo idk

    Charlie don’t ask for her hands istg

    SHHH

    ARCUS DOSNET KNOW I THINK THAT THAT

    iheartmyself

    its only for arish

    GIRLL

    HE WAS JST YOUR OPP?

    im act so confused

    are yall like

    Compliant Cobia

    are you a gilr or a boy

    im a cat.

    yes im a girl

    ᥫ᭡

    ARCUS DOSNET KNOW I THINK THAT THAT

    You have a little shine in your eyes when you see some nice hands?

    Cosmo idk

    You have a little shine in your eyes when you see some nice hands?

    gulp

    iheartmyself

    are u genderfluid

    no tf?

    imm a female

    OF THE FEMALE RACE

    iheartmyself
    Image

    ?

    a race consists of different colours and ethnicities

    ᥫ᭡

    OF THE FEMALE RACE

    And i identify as a flying egg salad sandwich on my personal email

    Cosmo idk

    And i identify as a flying egg salad sandwich on my personal email

    makes sense

    (I actually did set that as my gender 😭)

    iheartmyself

    yes i dont support bigender ppl

    whats bigender?

    Cosmo idk

    (I actually did set that as my gender 😭)

    fucking

    Cosmo idk

    And i identify as a flying egg salad sandwich on my personal email

    explains a lot

    Anonymous

    explains a lot

    Oh shut up

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    HIS HANDSSSSSs

    EMMSMMSMGMSMH

    AHH HOLY FICK

    HIS FINGERS ARE SO LONG

    I NEED HIS HANDS

    ON MY THORAT

    AND EVERYWEHRE ELSE

    😩😩😩😩😩

    Hush kitty neko daughter

    Im gonna do the thing kirs;s hand

    FOR SO MUHC LONGER

    oh shir arcus here.

    Cosmo idk

    Hush kitty neko daughter

    your odd

    he KNOWS me?

    She needs to go back in her cage

    ᥫ᭡

    your odd

    Look at the past 20 comments

    PLEASE DNT PUT ME IN THE CAGE

    ILL BEHAVE PLEASE

    ᥫ᭡

    ILL BEHAVE PLEASE

    Someone better not put the Austin powers “oh behave” gif

    MEOWMEOMWOEW

    i need those hand pics RN

    Hands aren’t for gooning

    YOU CANT STOP ME HEHEHEHEHE

    AHH HIS HANDS MGMGMMHGMH OMFGGG

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    ᥫ᭡

    GULP

    No more sexting

    ᥫ᭡

    but..

    No butt pics either

    Cosmo idk

    No butt pics either

    I dont send ass pics.

    I ONLY TWEKED ON CALL WIHT JADEN

    AND I WAS CLOTHED

    every time i walk away and rui sees my ass i jst hear hims yell

    ᥫ᭡

    I dont send ass pics.

    yes i always send ass pics

    iheartmyself

    yes i always send ass pics

    me??

    ᥫ᭡

    I dont send ass pics.

    i always do

    Cosmo idk

    Roll eyes 🙄

    Oh wtf

    Cosmo idk

    Roll eyes 🙄

    no i NEED those hands pics

    iheartmyself

    no me

    no send me shawty

    ᥫ᭡

    no i NEED those hands pics

    Why are you talking like rapboat

    I lowk really want those hands inside me

    ᥫ᭡

    DIEEE!!!!!

    no offense but u genuinely give off rapboat vibes... actually i liked him better...

    Does somebody NEED some Kendrick to soothe them?

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    Blank Scoter

    no offense but u genuinely give off rapboat vibes... actually i liked him better...

    Yeah I doubt you even know that cornball

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    WHY DID YOU DLEETE MY BEATUFIL COMMET

    THE WAY HE GRABBED THE PILLOW MGMGMH OMGGG

    PLEASE ME ME ME ME PLEASE

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    what was that!?

    gulp

    Cosmo idk

    Yeah I doubt you even know that cornball

    ive been here before you newbie

    ᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ

    what was that!?

    yes sir?

    Compliant Cobia

    ive been here before you newbie

    And you are?

    oh wrong commet

    Cosmo idk

    I saw that msg charlie

    uhhh..

    Cosmo idk

    Charlie…

    yesssssssssssssssssss

    AND I WAS NAWT TALKING ABOUT HIM

    I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WHO UHHHHH

    Compliant Cobia

    im lil ag

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

    holy fuck i need those hands

    AINT NO WAY YOU CAME BACK

    Compliant Cobia

    ewww im gonna chop em off

    not yours tf?

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    Cosmo idk

    AINT NO WAY YOU CAME BACK

    i guess

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    i cant tell you

    iheartmyself

    MF IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    Hi BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKKK, I’m cosmo

    Cosmo idk

    Im not angry

    good or im gonna fuck u in the ass

    Cosmo idk

    Hi BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKKK, I’m cosmo

    THAT WAS SO ASS

    iheartmyself

    stop having sex with old guys

    stop having sex with everyone

    iheartmyself

    good or im gonna fuck u in the ass

    Yeah go back to islamabad

    ᥫ᭡

    stop having sex with everyone

    ill try my hardest

    Cosmo idk

    Yeah go back to islamabad

    go back to germany

    iheartmyself

    ill try my hardest

    Your so silly

    iheartmyself

    go back to germany

    HES LITTEARLY JEWISH?

    Compliant Cobia

    THAT WAS SO ASS

    We gonna talk about the time you revealed your shrimp dick?

    Cosmo idk

    We gonna talk about the time you revealed your shrimp dick?

    ofc u were the one looking for it

    iheartmyself

    go back to germany

    I’m an Israeli American

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    Compliant Cobia

    ofc u were the one looking for it

    Uh it was amy that studied it

    idkwhattosay

    hey

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    Pakistan is a nice country, I bet

    so that i can have arish and tate mctae

    Cosmo idk

    Pakistan is a nice country, I bet

    so's germany

    iheartmyself

    yes im bi

    Polar

    yeah germany has the coolest history

    idkwhattosay

    totally didnt kill 6 million jews

    But they didn’t tho…

    Cosmo idk

    But they didn’t tho…

    yes they did

    idkwhattosay

    whats that

    She wants to fuck her skillet

    idkwhattosay

    uneducated

    Boy I literally had family in hat died

    ᥫ᭡

    OMFG NO?

    why would u say f word to god

    Cosmo idk

    Boy I literally had family in hat died

    then why r u defending germany

    Cosmo idk

    Boy I literally had family in hat died

    and yet u argue about palestine

    idkwhattosay

    then why r u defending germany

    I’m jewish….

    I’m literally being sarcastic about it

    Cosmo idk

    I’m jewish….

    r u aware that the germans killed nearly 6 million to 11 milllion of u

    Cosmo idk

    I’m literally being sarcastic about it

    NO ONE LAUGHED BOI.

    Cosmo idk

    I’m literally being sarcastic about it

    stfu

    they trapped u in concentration camps

    idkwhattosay

    r u aware that the germans killed nearly 6 million to 11 milllion of u

    Yeah nga

    cosmo seriously get off this site and get a life

    Cosmo idk

    Yeah nga

    bitchass motherfucker stfu

    idkwhattosay

    UwU

    *shits pants aggressively*

    Blank Scoter

    bitchass motherfucker stfu

    yes resepct africans

    Cosmo idk

    *shits pants aggressively*

    wtf

    idkwhattosay

    cosmo seriously get off this site and get a life

    So like I’m totally not volunteering with an astrophysics lab

    guys my head is banging

    idkwhattosay

    bye uneducated idiots

    Do you seriously think I’m denying the holocaust?

    no i act feel rlly sick

    i want that man with the hands to text me so bad

    cosmo you dont understnad

    these are the best hands ive ever seen.

    im on call with arcus.

    but no hes act got such god hands

    also i lwok kinda..

    did the thigny again that uhm..

    but it was worse..

    i passed out

    Makes sense that because the straightener isn’t entirely compatible with you you’re kinda gay

    dose that mean i cant take dick?

    ᥫ᭡

    i passed out

    Stop gooning with it

    but.. its all i had

    and his hadn were so hot omfg

    ᥫ᭡

    dose that mean i cant take dick?

    Not till ur 18

    ᥫ᭡

    and his hadn were so hot omfg

    If it hurts you it ain’t good

    but you dont undetstand

    his hands were like..

    big but like the right kinda big

    holy fuck i need to dress him up

    fuck i want him and slenderman rn

    HEY ATLEAST SLENDERMAN AINT REAL

    Stop talking to your dad this way

    ive littearly said worse.

    im eating chex mix.

    i think i feel sick caue im so mcuh mostner anjumk food

    i feel so sick

    The stars look so pretty

    mm they do..

    can i tty and arucs?

    ᥫ᭡

    i feel so sick

    Maybe you should take a break from uh pleasing yourself

    ᥫ᭡

    can i tty and arucs?

    What

    Cosmo idk

    Maybe you should take a break from uh pleasing yourself

    ... i dun did that tdy

    Cosmo idk

    What

    talk to you and arcus.

    tag me in a joke

    Cosmo idk

    Not till ur 18

    I do that everyday btw

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    Cosmo idk

    Maybe you should take a break from uh pleasing yourself

    Oh woah?

    Anonymous

    finally someone acknowledges that

    Damn that sucks:[

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    Diligent Jacana